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Celnathor
10-13-2006, 02:15 PM
So, random China story from tonight(2AM, very drunk):

So, I mentioned ot some of you there's this girl, Linyin, that really seemed to take a liking to me. Well, as it turns out, she has a boyfriend. But she also has one of her other friends tell me that in 2 days, her boyfriend won't be around. I think the suggestion is obvious, what she wants to do. And she's damn good looking too.

She works at this bar in China - in China lots of bars employ these girls whose job is to get customers to drink. They're pretty damn good at it too. Street smart, etc. I got my ass kicked so hard at some drinking dice game tonight it wasn't even funny, but it was mildly amusing, and I think I finally learned to play a little bit(though I still suck). She actually tag teamed me with her friend named Louise - I totally got my ass kicked, but I managed to win a few games against Louise - probably hte only thing that stopped me from getting alcohol posioning tonight.

Anyhow, it's pretty cool. She's damn good looking and apparently wants me. Unless of course it's a ruse to get me to come back to the bar and drink more(and I'd probably fall for it, damn fool that I am). But I guess that's a chance I have to take? It's crazy shit I've never really done before, but it's pretty fun.

As for my return date, I'm not sure. Was originally slated for next Thursday or somewhere htereabouts, but I'm not sure what it's going to be now. Probably 1-2 weeks later(Nov 5th mb?) - depends on equipment arrival, how long it takes to set it up, and how quickly we manage to ship some parts.

Anyhow, this is pretty different for me - I usually don't do crazy shit like this but it's pretty damn fun, and this trip to China is something pretty incredible that I wouldn't trade for anything. I'm actually working a half day on Saturday/Sunday(ugh) but at least it's the afternoon so I can get some rest.

I'll talk to you guys in Vent or something soon. I'm sorry I can't be around for the formation of this new entity, but my job is my job(and it's been fun too!), and htere's not much I can do. I'll try and stop by in vent some time tomorrow morning my time(fri evening your time?) and get caught up, but I'll probably be hungover. Anyhow, have fun and I'll talk to you all soon.

PS. How many typos did I make? I have no idea how the hell to proofread this sstuff atm.

Swiftkill
10-13-2006, 02:18 PM
Hahaha Celn you pimp!

Talaryn
10-13-2006, 02:22 PM
This thread just made my day. Rock on Celn!

(Decent typing for a drunk dude!)

Destrar
10-13-2006, 02:22 PM
Hahaha Celn you pimp!
NDAI

Celnathor
10-13-2006, 02:26 PM
Hahaha Celn you pimp!
NDAI

What does that mean exactly.

Destrar
10-13-2006, 02:27 PM
It's Canadian for...

No Doot Aboot it

Arch
10-13-2006, 02:28 PM
You are so going to wake up naked in a dumpster in Singapore.

Celnathor
10-13-2006, 02:29 PM
It's Canadian for...

No Doot Aboot it

So question is, does she want me, or is she just trying to bring me back to buy more beer?

I should probably contemplate this when I'm a lot more sober.

Intermezzo
10-13-2006, 02:31 PM
as a veteran of those places... like i said, 99% of the time they want ur money, BUT that doesn't mean u can't get lucky!! GO GET U SOME BOY

Destrar
10-13-2006, 02:35 PM
You are so going to wake up naked in a dumpster in Singapore.

He'll be missing a kidney too.

But...I think you should explore your options. I've had a similar situation, granted not in China, but where the friend said...yada yada...The situation went well.

Intermezzo
10-13-2006, 02:39 PM
So question is, does she want me, or is she just trying to bring me back to buy more beer?

I should probably contemplate this when I'm a lot more sober.

actually better to think of it as this.... yes she wants u back for repeat busiess... they're stetchy/sneaky about that stuff. IE: take ur stuff to flirt w/u, ask for ur number, say they'll call u out somtime (sometime outside of work, but 90%back to the bar while shes working).

But she also probably wants to bone u too, since she knows ur a foriegner and theres not gonna be any real backlash. like i said my friends go home w/ those girls pretty damn often lol. but yea GO GET U SOME. i know all u ppl have asian fetishes

Celnathor
10-13-2006, 02:54 PM
So question is, does she want me, or is she just trying to bring me back to buy more beer?

I should probably contemplate this when I'm a lot more sober.

actually better to think of it as this.... yes she wants u back for repeat busiess... they're stetchy/sneaky about that stuff. IE: take ur stuff to flirt w/u, ask for ur number, say they'll call u out somtime (sometime outside of work, but 90%back to the bar while shes working).

But she also probably wants to bone u too, since she knows ur a foriegner and theres not gonna be any real backlash. like i said my friends go home w/ those girls pretty damn often lol. but yea GO GET U SOME. i know all u ppl have asian fetishes

Yeah, I got her number(and her friend's too, heh, but her friend didn't seem nearly as interested - I spent more time teaching her friend enclish words than anything else). Just sorta curious whether it's worth anything or whether I'll be wasting my money on cab rides/alcohol. I suppose I should think about this when I'm more clear-headed. But it seems like a good idea atm!

Bill
10-13-2006, 02:57 PM
Awesome Celn! Glad to hear things are well with you, get some!

Tantelus
10-13-2006, 03:02 PM
Money spent getting drunk is never wasted if you ask me.

Celnathor
10-13-2006, 03:04 PM
Money spent getting drunk is never wasted if you ask me.

Getting drunk isn't as important as the other half.

I did learn how to play this chinese drinking game though, so whatever happens it's not a total loss.

(Though not knowing how to play it and losing every time was a great way to spend way too much money way too fast)

Loflou
10-13-2006, 03:44 PM
Lol awesome story Celn, can't wait to get you back.

But since your there... I'd say go for it. Just make sure you don't go to her place and get busted lol!

Sylveslexi
10-13-2006, 04:06 PM
Go for it, worst comes to worst you're just drunk again.

Gravity
10-13-2006, 04:10 PM
Worst comes to worst...

You'll realize that she has slept with hundreds of men and has multiple STDS, including HIV, that you'll be bringing back to America with you.

Trust your hand, celn!

Sylveslexi
10-13-2006, 04:22 PM
SARS

Talaryn
10-13-2006, 04:44 PM
WORSE COMES TO WORST.

There's a progression from bad to worse there you illiterate asshats! <3 <3

gnomatic
10-13-2006, 06:39 PM
Celn the pimp!

HOLLA!

Celnathor
10-13-2006, 08:07 PM
Holy shit.

I'm not ever going to live this thread down, I'm sure. But it's okay, it can stay here because I'm sure it's massively entertaining to many people. :wink:

That's what I get for logging in here instead of going to sleep.

Destrar
10-13-2006, 08:09 PM
Holy shit.

I'm not ever going to live this thread down, I'm sure. But it's okay, it can stay here because I'm sure it's massively entertaining to many people. :wink:

That's what I get for logging in here instead of going to sleep.
NDAI

starofblight
10-14-2006, 10:42 AM
Worst comes to worst...

You find out he had something tucked. ;)

Bulwyf
10-14-2006, 01:05 PM
woot, chinese drinking games next non-skiing ski trip!

Menolly
10-14-2006, 11:57 PM
Girls+alcohol=Nothing but good decisions.

I promise.

Moriphen
10-15-2006, 10:21 AM
Girls+alcohol=Nothing but good decisions.

I promise.

Amen

Agelmar
10-16-2006, 06:53 PM
Give her the DD Celn.